An advent calendar of unpleasant Santa antics, with the occasional uplifting/confusing Santa action shot. Y’know, for kids.Tumblr (3.0; @santano)http://santano.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/df1b8c4b27e29ca1be1560e0631d1dc0/tumblr_mkduamsX6l1qavaaoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>you guys like to party</p>http://santano.tumblr.com/post/46521427203http://santano.tumblr.com/post/46521427203Thu, 28 Mar 2013 11:33:45 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/52e4b70cb3f645c355ca7dc6452f6544/tumblr_mfjr8hWVCl1qavaaoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://santano.tumblr.com/post/38779737525http://santano.tumblr.com/post/38779737525Tue, 25 Dec 2012 00:01:58 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2ac9a87fc5e4eb384c52305c280d7533/tumblr_mfjs2yWgBR1qavaaoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><span>You do with Santa what your society has done with all of nature’s gifts. </span><span>You are not ready. </span><span>You do not understand. </span><span>Perhaps some day, you will be ready. Until then, Santa waits.</span></p>http://santano.tumblr.com/post/38779636439http://santano.tumblr.com/post/38779636439Mon, 24 Dec 2012 23:59:25 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/39f4c933598e44cc6e07201e6a5fe4d0/tumblr_mfkss9UsTj1qavaaoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’ve had a rough year.</p>http://santano.tumblr.com/post/38778537119http://santano.tumblr.com/post/38778537119Mon, 24 Dec 2012 23:30:45 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/afec147ee21aef847988d3a26797db79/tumblr_mfjr3fkeea1qavaaoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Everyone at the North Pole knew the 24th was the worst — because that was the night Gary put on the big boy tights and ran the show. Fuck you, Gary.</p>http://santano.tumblr.com/post/38777808704http://santano.tumblr.com/post/38777808704Mon, 24 Dec 2012 23:13:41 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c38889e5153f49475d8b6cce486c5613/tumblr_mfjr1w5FYc1qavaaoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Most of the marriages were anulled for one reason or the other.</p>http://santano.tumblr.com/post/38775553539http://santano.tumblr.com/post/38775553539Mon, 24 Dec 2012 22:27:05 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b5823b024626f6f8a8655ec96e30ad7e/tumblr_mfjr0fjrRS1qavaaoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Gentlemen. Let the games begin.</p>http://santano.tumblr.com/post/38772920253http://santano.tumblr.com/post/38772920253Mon, 24 Dec 2012 21:40:25 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fdcd4755615fea4a5a7cd9d5e57f6018/tumblr_mfkmo7L7s11qavaaoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Santa, WE’LL CALL YOU</p>http://santano.tumblr.com/post/38771460171http://santano.tumblr.com/post/38771460171Mon, 24 Dec 2012 21:16:55 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6d34f7bca6f79d6761c7f3ccdbf80690/tumblr_mfkmam4i7n1qavaaoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Santatron, ACTIVATE</p>http://santano.tumblr.com/post/38770950703http://santano.tumblr.com/post/38770950703Mon, 24 Dec 2012 21:08:46 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e5b966abbcccdb77c6a219cfb801f041/tumblr_mfkm6b2UwD1qavaaoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You’re going down, BROWN</p>http://santano.tumblr.com/post/38770787614http://santano.tumblr.com/post/38770787614Mon, 24 Dec 2012 21:06:11 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/71a951f4bbbb68547aa5496c4af4d348/tumblr_mfkm0dQkXk1qavaaoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Santa, GO!</p>http://santano.tumblr.com/post/38770563934http://santano.tumblr.com/post/38770563934Mon, 24 Dec 2012 21:02:37 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/12693cb0369dce81d4892e3613a0451d/tumblr_mfjqzqq6rT1qavaaoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ikea Monkey, Santa Chimp. Santa Chimp, Ikea Monkey.</p>http://santano.tumblr.com/post/38770002770http://santano.tumblr.com/post/38770002770Mon, 24 Dec 2012 20:53:44 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1f4a649a7215e3393d79f1ce1a1566c4/tumblr_mfkl3cXWeI1qavaaoo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr Pepper. Make it fast. I’m in a goddamn hurry.</p>http://santano.tumblr.com/post/38769334633http://santano.tumblr.com/post/38769334633Mon, 24 Dec 2012 20:42:00 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/939e863c5767b9ea2a42882380f1c956/tumblr_mfkktm4iFG1qavaaoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>WHAT?!?</p>http://santano.tumblr.com/post/38768976526http://santano.tumblr.com/post/38768976526Mon, 24 Dec 2012 20:36:57 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/23ce471f5220b907f6fdfc97f4c01f3b/tumblr_mfkksk4nwl1qavaaoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s looking rough this year, kids. We’re gonna need to bring some Santas out of retirement.</p>http://santano.tumblr.com/post/38768936379http://santano.tumblr.com/post/38768936379Mon, 24 Dec 2012 20:36:19 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1f475cf9fc8a11792a71a4709725def6/tumblr_mfkkmoEYdK1qavaaoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>Moment of Freedom</span><br/><span>as the prisoner</span><br/><span>blinks in the sun</span><br/><span>like a mole</span><br/><span>from his hole</span><br/><br/><span>a child’s 1st trip</span><br/><span>away from home</span><br/><br/><span>That moment of Freedom</span></p>http://santano.tumblr.com/post/38768719206http://santano.tumblr.com/post/38768719206Mon, 24 Dec 2012 20:32:47 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ecafd8a2245bab90026cd6db24d4b13b/tumblr_mfkkjtrITY1qavaaoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Salad days</p>http://santano.tumblr.com/post/38768612359http://santano.tumblr.com/post/38768612359Mon, 24 Dec 2012 20:31:05 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/69c34c7f7c5640698d936e3881b3d142/tumblr_mfkkht5flN1qavaaoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Juicing up!</p>http://santano.tumblr.com/post/38768537446http://santano.tumblr.com/post/38768537446Mon, 24 Dec 2012 20:29:53 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c95e499a597962272938555e992cc523/tumblr_mfkkfr6ReR1qavaaoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The date might change but the game always stays the same for Parson Brown</p>http://santano.tumblr.com/post/38768462599http://santano.tumblr.com/post/38768462599Mon, 24 Dec 2012 20:28:38 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aac15295c14dcf9252885bd7c86dea0d/tumblr_mfjqyjbwdC1qavaaoo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>santa — steve — fuckin’ everybody — NO!</p>http://santano.tumblr.com/post/38767139878http://santano.tumblr.com/post/38767139878Mon, 24 Dec 2012 20:07:07 -0800