Well you can tell Mrs. Claus that Santa says she’s a cunt.
now you’re just being hurtful
Santa’s out there killing himself every Christmas Eve, but Santa didn’t just give up and die like that punk Jesus.
Santa say WAR! Protect Yourself!
Do these benches look big to you? This DMT is making Santa feel a little wonky.
C’mon Sal, the Santas are playing…TONIGHT! And I never miss a game.
Naughty or Nice, you’re coming with me.
It gives me great pleasure to introduce you to the future of law enforcement. HO-209!
Did you think you think you were an ordinary Santa? You’re our product. And we can’t very well have our products turning against us, can we?