Santa, NO!
Well you can tell Mrs. Claus that Santa says she’s a cunt.

Well you can tell Mrs. Claus that Santa says she’s a cunt.

now you’re just being hurtful

now you’re just being hurtful

Santa’s out there killing himself every Christmas Eve, but Santa didn’t just give up and die like that punk Jesus.

Santa’s out there killing himself every Christmas Eve, but Santa didn’t just give up and die like that punk Jesus.

Santa say WAR! Protect Yourself!

Santa say WAR! Protect Yourself!

bitches leave

bitches leave

Do these benches look big to you?  This DMT is making Santa feel a little wonky.

Do these benches look big to you?  This DMT is making Santa feel a little wonky.

C’mon Sal, the Santas are playing…TONIGHT! And I never miss a game.

C’mon Sal, the Santas are playing…TONIGHT! And I never miss a game.

It’s Dick Jonessssss…

It’s Dick Jonessssss…

Naughty or Nice, you’re coming with me.

Naughty or Nice, you’re coming with me.

Can you fly, Bobby?

Can you fly, Bobby?

It gives me great pleasure to introduce you to the future of law enforcement. HO-209!

It gives me great pleasure to introduce you to the future of law enforcement. HO-209!

Help meeee

Help meeee

Did you think you think you were an ordinary Santa? You’re our product. And we can’t very well have our products turning against us, can we?

Did you think you think you were an ordinary Santa? You’re our product. And we can’t very well have our products turning against us, can we?

Your move, creep.

Your move, creep.