Back to cram school, Santa!
All I wanted was to deck your halls.
I guess it’s selling out to a 16 year old but I’ve got kids and a mortgage.
HO HO HO HO HO HO HO Santa you’re dying HO HO HO HO HO HO HO
The Snowman liked to say “the only days in jail that matter are your first and your last. And the day they knock out all your teeth so you can’t bite their dicks off”
"It’s an expression of my repressed creativity."
So tired of all these fake myth girls.
Jesus! You son of a bitch!
Mitch thought he wasn’t selling out either.
Hey I didn’t sell out, I bought in.
We used to scare the shit out of the squares. Now they’ve turned us into a commodity to be bought and sold.
why the hell do i even try anymore? i could birch until my hands fall off, it won’t change the fact that this whole world is a turlet.
You gotta up your cute game or I’m going to end up sleeping inside of you like a Tauntaun.