We better thaw out the big guy, its gonna be a long night.

go ahead and cry. i can’t even hear you any more.

Santa, NO - I AM SO TIRED OF EXPLAINING THIS TO YOU

Santa, NO - are you listening old man? It’s MONDAY!

Santa, NO …I just don’t think you’re getting it.

Are we through? Are we through here? You know Santa kind of has some ess-hit to take care of tonight, yeah?

i’m at the minivan. i’m at the parking lot. i’m at the combination minivan and parkino steve no you know what this is stupid

Santa, NO!

Santa comin’

Tonight’s the night kids. Santa is sending you up to The Big Show.

Sorry to interrupt your 364 days of Burning Man, Krampus, but you have work to do.

You’re standing right now with nine delegates from 100 workshops. And there’s over a hundred more. That’s 20,000 hardcore elves. Forty-thousand, counting affiliates, and twenty-thousand more, not organized, but ready to fight: 60,000 soldiers! Now, there ain’t but 20,000 krampus in the whole world. Can you dig it? CAN YOU DIG IT?

Santa, NO!

Santa always thought that reindeer would get the nervous trots during the Holidays but it was just Becky Brendanawicz.

Beware, the Kinder Krampus are on the march with their Birching Twigs.