The sky itself is made of pure mistletoe on DECEMBER SEXTEENTH
And Santa, much like Christmas itself, would come early that year.
Sexy December Sexteenth, Everybody!
Package joke. Candy cane joke. Yule Log!
December Sexteenth’s St. Nick.
Theres a little Parson Brown inside us all during the holidays.
Well this is almost weirdly tasteful.
Thirty years from now, when you’re sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks you, “What did you do in the great Sexteenth of 2013,” you won’t have to say, “Well… I jerked off on pornhub.”
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