Santa, NO!
The sky itself is made of pure mistletoe on DECEMBER SEXTEENTH

The sky itself is made of pure mistletoe on DECEMBER SEXTEENTH

And Santa, much like Christmas itself, would come early that year.

And Santa, much like Christmas itself, would come early that year.

Sexy December Sexteenth, Everybody!

Sexy December Sexteenth, Everybody!

Package joke. Candy cane joke. Yule Log!

Package joke. Candy cane joke. Yule Log!

Ahh, there we go.

Ahh, there we go.

December Sexteenth’s St. Nick.

December Sexteenth’s St. Nick.

Theres a little Parson Brown inside us all during the holidays.

Theres a little Parson Brown inside us all during the holidays.

Well this is almost weirdly tasteful.

Well this is almost weirdly tasteful.

Hang on, hang on.

Hang on, hang on.

Thirty years from now, when you’re sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks you, “What did you do in the great Sexteenth of 2013,” you won’t have to say, “Well… I jerked off on pornhub.”

Thirty years from now, when you’re sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks you, “What did you do in the great Sexteenth of 2013,” you won’t have to say, “Well… I jerked off on pornhub.”

Santa, U R 2 sexxy 4 December Sexteenth

Santa, U R 2 sexxy 4 December Sexteenth

Santa, NEIN!

Santa, NEIN!

Santa, NEIN!

Santa, NEIN!

so Santa wow

so Santa wow

Santa, YES!

Santa, YES!