Santa, NO!

Jan 04

Santa, NIGHTMARE JUICE!

Santa, NIGHTMARE JUICE!

Dec 25

Where am I? How did I get in here? Please, you have to help me….I’m SANTA!

Where am I? How did I get in here? Please, you have to help me….I’m SANTA!

Dec 24

getpumpedgetpumpedgetpumpedgonnaflyaroundtheworldsogoddamnfastyouain’tseenshitIamkriskokainemuthafuckingkringleandyoucaneatmyfuckyoudon’tknowmylifedamndamndamngonnamakeallthechildrenhappyI’mtheonlymuthafuckaonthisplanetthatcandothatshitfuckyeahfuckyeahFUCKYEAH

getpumpedgetpumpedgetpumpedgonnaflyaroundtheworldsogoddamnfast
youain’tseenshitIamkriskokainemuthafuckingkringleandyoucaneatmyfuck
youdon’tknowmylifedamndamndamngonnamakeallthechildrenhappyI’mthe
onlymuthafuckaonthisplanetthatcandothatshitfuckyeahfuckyeahFUCKYEAH

Dec 23

heh heh heh. seriously I need to score some fucking blow.

heh heh heh. seriously I need to score some fucking blow.

heh heh heh get it?????

heh heh heh get it?????

So, c’mon friend…just a little bunny slope on Santa’s other special nail.  Just need a little pick me up to get through this run.

So, c’mon friend…just a little bunny slope on Santa’s other special nail.  Just need a little pick me up to get through this run.

Santa doesn’t have a cocaine problem; maybe you’ve got a fucking problem.

Santa doesn’t have a cocaine problem; maybe you’ve got a fucking problem.

Don’t worry children, Santa will never die. He just regenerates into another form.
But never a woman or person of color.

Don’t worry children, Santa will never die. He just regenerates into another form.

But never a woman or person of color.

Dec 22

Sorry I’ve been away, kids. Santa’s been making….plans for the future.

Sorry I’ve been away, kids. Santa’s been making….plans for the future.

Dec 20

I’M HERE AND READY FOR THE SEXTEE - wait, whuuut?  Oh, shit.

I’M HERE AND READY FOR THE SEXTEE - wait, whuuut?  Oh, shit.

Dec 19

Dec 18

Found it!

Found it!

Santa needs a new gig.

Santa needs a new gig.

Dec 17

Santa’s not sure he can live with himself after yesterday, kids.

Santa’s not sure he can live with himself after yesterday, kids.