Santa’s dogs are BARKIN’
Niagra Falls, Santa.
Who wants some Yule Log, ladies?
one santa to another, I’m looking to score a little “walter white,” you feel me? just gotta power through tonight is all.
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Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how many toys I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn’t believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough to be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up - disappears - it ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger. I AM THE SANTA.
Meanwhile on Earth-26…
union rules, buddy.
Where did everybody go?
Sant— okay Lonnie, Carl, Darlene, you guys sit the FUCK back down.
Santas, GO!
Santas, GO!
Santa, D’OH!
Santa, NOT COOL!
Santa, NO o O o O o O o O o