Santa, NO!
Santa, NIGHTMARE JUICE!

Santa, NIGHTMARE JUICE!

Where am I? How did I get in here? Please, you have to help me….I’m SANTA!

Where am I? How did I get in here? Please, you have to help me….I’m SANTA!

getpumpedgetpumpedgetpumpedgonnaflyaroundtheworldsogoddamnfastyouain’tseenshitIamkriskokainemuthafuckingkringleandyoucaneatmyfuckyoudon’tknowmylifedamndamndamngonnamakeallthechildrenhappyI’mtheonlymuthafuckaonthisplanetthatcandothatshitfuckyeahfuckyeahFUCKYEAH

getpumpedgetpumpedgetpumpedgonnaflyaroundtheworldsogoddamnfast
youain’tseenshitIamkriskokainemuthafuckingkringleandyoucaneatmyfuck
youdon’tknowmylifedamndamndamngonnamakeallthechildrenhappyI’mthe
onlymuthafuckaonthisplanetthatcandothatshitfuckyeahfuckyeahFUCKYEAH

heh heh heh. seriously I need to score some fucking blow.

heh heh heh. seriously I need to score some fucking blow.

heh heh heh get it?????

heh heh heh get it?????

So, c’mon friend…just a little bunny slope on Santa’s other special nail.  Just need a little pick me up to get through this run.

So, c’mon friend…just a little bunny slope on Santa’s other special nail.  Just need a little pick me up to get through this run.

Santa doesn’t have a cocaine problem; maybe you’ve got a fucking problem.

Santa doesn’t have a cocaine problem; maybe you’ve got a fucking problem.

Don’t worry children, Santa will never die. He just regenerates into another form.
But never a woman or person of color.

Don’t worry children, Santa will never die. He just regenerates into another form.

But never a woman or person of color.

Sorry I’ve been away, kids. Santa’s been making….plans for the future.

Sorry I’ve been away, kids. Santa’s been making….plans for the future.

I’M HERE AND READY FOR THE SEXTEE - wait, whuuut?  Oh, shit.

I’M HERE AND READY FOR THE SEXTEE - wait, whuuut?  Oh, shit.

Found it!

Found it!

Santa needs a new gig.

Santa needs a new gig.

Santa’s not sure he can live with himself after yesterday, kids.

Santa’s not sure he can live with himself after yesterday, kids.